Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues