Weirdest midlife crisis ever
Weirdest midlife crisis ever
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Only one thing can get done around her
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
I'll help you get up, baby
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!